My baby turns 5.
Read an extract from Dummy and enter to win a copy of the bestselling book.
Kids can say the funniest things, and let me tell you, my own son, Xander who is now 4 and 2 months, basically needs his own show. 'Get that kid an agent, darling' as my good friend, the great actress Harriet Thorpe always says.
I'm honoured to be an ambassador for Oxfam UK and equally excited to share my involvement in 'Dressed by the Kids Day'.
The words you've always wanted to hear, oh and the actions too-eating rice crispies off the playroom floor from plastic bowls. I've never been so proud. My clever, sometimes crazy twosome playing dog. Inevitably I had to take a picture of it, if only to bribe them in their teenage years.
Please don't judge me... As much as I love experimental European films and conceptual art (I do), I need to wind down watching mind numbing escapist crap sometimes. What? No judgement remember.
Baby woes? Raise your child the Greek way.
Ah...Dad and a little case of 'chicken pox'...