Funny Things My Kid Says:
“Mama, are you a girl or a boy?”
“I’m a girl Oliver”.
“Do you have big balls Mama?”
“No, only boys have balls”. (Making small hand gesture)
“But have you got teeny, weeny, little balls Mama?”
“Not last time I looked, no”.
To his Grandma (Yiayia in Greek):
“I was in your tummy Yiayia.”
“No, Oliver, you were in Mummy’s tummy”.
“No. I was definately in your tummy Yiayia. I remember”.
“OK Oliver, you were in Yiayia’s tummy”.
Whiles I had a girly weekend away in London, Oliver was playing with his cars and turned to his Daddy and said,
“Daddy, this line is a motorway here, I’m just going to drive to London to see Mama”. Bless.
Oliver, catching a bit of Nigella’s Christmas Special: “Look, Mama’s cooking on TV” (Sees the christmas pudding chocolate truffles she’s making).
“Shall we make those Mama?”
“Erm, I’m not actually Nigella, son”.
Making Christmas Tree pictures:
“I love snipping Mama, I would like to snip your hand now”.
“No, I rather need my hand Oliver, maybe another time”.
“OK then, good idea”.
What silly shizzle have your kids been saying?
Buy my bestselling book in paperback or audio
My debut book is my guide to surviving and thriving at work and at home and offers insight into how to create a digital business or return to work with confidence.
Mumboss: The Honest Mum's Guide to Surviving and Thriving at Work and at Home
(UK 2nd Edition)
Available on Amazon or Audible
The Working Mom: Your Guide to Surviving and Thriving at Work and at Home
Available September 8th 2020. Order now on Amazon