oliver runningMy cheeky chappy!

I love fab friend and blogger Susan K Mann’s regular The Funny Things My Children Say posts and this week my 2 and 10 month old child Oliver has cracked me up daily so I thought I’d share his musings with you too.

…Oliver is often confused for a much older child as his language skills and vocabulary are pretty astounding. He’s also bilingual (*proud face)…I actually started speaking at 6 months old (really-if you meet me, this won’t surprise you, I talk a lot) so I think he might have taken after his Mama.

These are some of funny things he’s said recently:

Giving my Mum a back rub (What? He loves it):

“Yiayia (Grandma in Greek)  please stop talking, I’m trying to concentrate on the massage”. (That told her).

On my upcoming birthday:

“What d’you want for your birthday Mama? I can make you chocolate cake if you like. Do you want diamonds Mama”. Oh yes, Mama wants diamonds son.

Ordering food at my parent’s restaurant:

“I want seabass. Actually, let me see the menu (pretends to read it). I want swordfish. Swordfish and chips please. And hummous”.  A foodie already-who could blame him.

I caught him trying to clean the toilet with the toilet brush:

“I’m cleaning the toilet Mama because my poo was stuck there”. Oh.

Riding his pride and joy-a life size tractor.

“I’d like to be a farmer Mama. You can call me farmer Oliver Mama if you like”. Ok Farmer Oliver.

In the car, driving along-suddenly:

“Daddy have you got a big willy or a small willy?”. I have no words.

What crazy shizzle have your kids been saying recently?

Photograph © Peter Broadbent.

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10 Responses

  1. Grenglish

    Oh my, he sounds adorable!
    Classic from Z: “Mummy, I have a small willy and Daddy has a big willy but you don’t have a willy and Yiayia doesn’t have a willy because you have boobs.”

    • honestmum

      @Grenglish bahaha! Z and O would totally get on! Oliver has said something very similar, replacing ‘boobs’ with ‘bagina’.

  2. ebabee likes

    The last one totally cracked me up! Oh and just let Oliver know it’s my birthday soon… never know what he might decide to send me (dreaming of diamonds!) xx


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